KA-POW!!!

KA-POW!!: THE RUBBER BAND SHOOTING MOVIE!! from Pete Fritz on Vimeo.


eat it youtube. jerks.

merry christmas

The Santaman from Pete Fritz on Vimeo.

The Dog I Found

So here's my sister's movie. It's been over 25 years and I'm ready to admit it: It's better than The Horse. Bear in mind, she was 3 years older than me (still is) but, yeah, her movie is waaaaay better than mine. Her direction, script, editing, production design all have me beat by a mile. I will point out, however, that while The Dog I Found has only flowers on the title card, The Horse has flowers and an ice cream cone. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CARA?!?!?!

Look out! It's The Horse!

I found this movie that I made when I was about 5 years old. We used cutting edge 1982 preschool technology. I have a distinct memory of the whole process. While I was drawing the pictures remember being completely convinced that I was making the greatest movie of all time. It was gonna be better than Star Wars and Clash of the Titans put together and way better than my sister's movie, The Dog I Found. I also remember being profoundly disappointed in the end result.

oh and i still can't fucking draw worth a damn.

holy cow check out this band...

wow! these guys are crazy! i can't believe this stuff exists. can you? what do you think about it? it really makes me happy. when i watch stuff like this i'm reminded that the world is full of so many crazy and unbelievable things. things i will never understand. i think that's kind of nice.

hey, you know that guy mike?...

did you know that he is a dick?

here's a little song i wrote...

'member how i wrote that song a while back and blogged the shit out of it and then that chick madeline hacked my blog and fucked it all up? well i found another copy of the song and i went to japan and shot a music video for it. check it out:
...last moments of a dying raccoon:

she's my cream ale female...

below is a little masterpiece courtesy of my friends dennis and jessica. here's my question to you:
is this the best commercial in the world or in the universe?

i love this thing so much...

but why is it wearing glasses?

don't forget to vote tomorrow!!

god bless 'merica!

interest and desire: which do you have?

i obviously have both...

HOORAY! I DID IT!!!!

hey homies! hats off to me...i did it! it's been exactly one year and one day since my last blog post. time sure flies, huh?
well...fuck it, here's a picture. see you in 366 days, assholes!
jk! i love you!
love,
pete