holy cow check out this band...

wow! these guys are crazy! i can't believe this stuff exists. can you? what do you think about it? it really makes me happy. when i watch stuff like this i'm reminded that the world is full of so many crazy and unbelievable things. things i will never understand. i think that's kind of nice.

hey, you know that guy mike?...

did you know that he is a dick?

here's a little song i wrote...

'member how i wrote that song a while back and blogged the shit out of it and then that chick madeline hacked my blog and fucked it all up? well i found another copy of the song and i went to japan and shot a music video for it. check it out:
...last moments of a dying raccoon:

she's my cream ale female...

below is a little masterpiece courtesy of my friends dennis and jessica. here's my question to you:
is this the best commercial in the world or in the universe?