mural

this is basically a mural that i painted. it was so big that it took 15 minutes to draw and spans 3 post-it notes. also, it shows that i can't draw bear claws any better than i can draw human hands. i do like the eyes on the bear with the gun though. he's looking pretty upset.

amy heckerling

i drew this picture after i found out that amy heckerling directed "european vacation". amy heckerling, for those of you who don't know, directed "fast times at ridgemont high" which might be the best movie ever. i was shocked to find out that she also directed some really crappy movies. these crappy movies include "look who's talking" (which she also wrote), "look who's talking too" (which she also wrote too), and "a night at the roxbury". after learning these facts i rewatched "fast times" this past sunday on tbs and i realized that it's a very poorly made movie. it just happens to be really funny. actually it's not even that funny. i don't know why i like it. maybe i don't.

TEAMWORK!

mike just helped me make this blog way better. we did it by using teamwork. he did the "your pointless life" title and i did the hacking (yeah i'm pretty much a full-on hacker now. whatever. no big deal.) to repay him for all his hard work i'm going to let him be a guest art critic on my blog.

a monster and a stick: part 2

here's "a monster and a stick" with out any color. i always draw the outlines of a picture before i color it in. doing it the other way around makes no sense.

a monster and a stick

this one is called a "a monster and a stick". i drew it for two reasons:
1) monsters are easy to draw. you don't have to draw anything correctly (like hands or feet) because nobody really knows what a monster looks like. if somebody says to me "that monster's hand is all wrong" then i respond by saying "oh yeah? how would you know? i think that monster's hand is fucking dead-on. stop judging me. in fact, stop looking at my blog, you're banned for life. you can still buy a t-shirt or a mug though."
2) sticks are easy to draw. it's just a few lines. who couldn't draw a stick?

cookbook

this one pretty much speaks for itself.

24 6

this guy has been pretty excited ever since his body turned into a wheel. it must be nice rolling around like that. i even got a little jealous of the guy after i drew it so i added a bolt of lightening in the background to suggest that things aren't all well and good in his world. he's probably got some issues from his past that he's going to need to deal with at some point. as mike would say, "he's got a ton of issues and you just ordered a subscription."

picture of a kid x2

some people like art. some people like art so much that they buy it. can you believe that? this is a picture of a piece of art that someone bought and hung on their wall. when you draw a picture of a piece of art then the resulting picture becomes twice as artful. art can come in many forms. it could be a painting that you hang on your wall next to your other paintings. that's probably the most common. other forms of art include coffee mugs, t-shirts, and gender-specific t-shirts.

untitled #1

where do you think they're going? you can use your "imagination" to figure it out. maybe they're going to a party. or perhaps they're going to see a new movie starring a bunch of cars. or maybe, just maybe, they're on their way to see something so mindblowingly cool that no matter how hard you try you just can't imagine what it would be.